If you hear a troll getting hungry near you, you should be subjected to a chance of being afflicted by fear. Monsters should be liable to run away, if they hear that monstrous belly aching for filling.

If you were to follow the comparison with Jesus through, why not have the final ability for the Beoghite follower be the ability to upgrade followers, à la the twelve apostles? Random, powerful upgrades and maybe even titles. Maybe have the final ability be just some halo of orcy awesomeness that in...

Oh man, no. Don't you know? "Very Good" is Crawl for "will definitely fail you at your weakest moment".