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Monday, 17th July 2017, 15:59

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: rename/reflavor demigods to something awesomer

Replies: 32

Views: 3844

Re: rename/reflavor demigods to something awesomer

Didgeridookin

Monday, 26th June 2017, 21:18

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: So, does anyone else play Pokemon Go?

Replies: 10

Views: 1380

Re: So, does anyone else play Pokemon Go?

Here's my thoughts on the new update: Gyms have been made more accessible, which is great. Maxed out gyms of your own team are no longer dead to you. Gym badges are a nice way to know where you've been. However, mechanism for getting coins is bizarre and bad. Any pokemon in a gym earns a coin / 10 m...

Thursday, 22nd June 2017, 19:09

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: 0.20 is so hard that crawl is no fun any longer

Replies: 152

Views: 26627

Re: 0.20 is so hard that crawl is no fun any longer

CanOfWorms wrote:
laularukyrumo wrote:Ereshkigal says hi.

but she's silenced?


Ereshkigal gestures hi in DSL.

Saturday, 10th June 2017, 10:17

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: 0.20 is so hard that crawl is no fun any longer

Replies: 152

Views: 26627

Re: 0.20 is so hard that crawl is no fun any longer

On myös latest 15 rune run I ran out of tele, heal wounds and haste. And this was with Lugonu who provides plenty of escape optiona.

Saturday, 10th June 2017, 10:10

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Embodiment of a God

Replies: 22

Views: 3073

Re: Embodiment of a God

Which subreddit would that be? ... asking for a friend ... who is duvessa.

Saturday, 13th May 2017, 07:05

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Are hot dogs sandwiches?

Replies: 108

Views: 16969

Re: Are hot dogs sandwiches?

tasonir wrote:
johlstei wrote:0 breads - salad
1 bread - pizza
2 breads - sandwich

3 breads - big mac
4-8 breads - lasagna


9+ breads - razor made of bread

Monday, 8th May 2017, 21:55

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: So, does anyone else play Pokemon Go?

Replies: 10

Views: 1380

Re: So, does anyone else play Pokemon Go?

Level 37 Instinct. I had a big gym empire but it crumbled while I was travelling. Gen 1+2 complete excluding regionals (though I have Farfetch'd and Mr. Mime)

Wednesday, 3rd May 2017, 09:26

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Replace Clubs with Dildos

Replies: 10

Views: 1347

Re: Replace Clubs with Dildos

The best way to get free dildos is to kill the owner of said dildo. Even if someone comes to avenge them it's not like they are going to ask the dildo back.

Wednesday, 3rd May 2017, 09:24

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Are hot dogs sandwiches?

Replies: 108

Views: 16969

Re: Are hot dogs sandwiches?

I'm just a solipsist sandwich.

Sunday, 16th April 2017, 22:08

Forum: Game Design Discussion

Topic: Remove or Upgrade Late-game Troll Armours

Replies: 12

Views: 1864

Re: Remove or Upgrade Late-game Troll Armours

You could make the later ones come pre-enchanted. Still probably usually not worth it but no need for new armours.

Friday, 7th April 2017, 13:22

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: I've uncovered a giant conspiracy

Replies: 9

Views: 3225

Re: I've uncovered a giant conspiracy

Rename:
club -> fun size club
giant club -> club
giant spiked club -> kinky club

Friday, 24th March 2017, 11:11

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Remove Webpage Security Certificates

Replies: 14

Views: 1678

Re: Remove Webpage Security Certificates

gammafunk wrote:I would have thanked if you'd posted in the style of my High Elf removal commit.


Passwords are a not particularly interesting Tolkien reference.

Monday, 20th March 2017, 14:01

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Harry Potter spells

Replies: 7

Views: 1056

Re: Harry Potter spells

Fire Storm is kind of like Fiendfyre.

Thursday, 16th February 2017, 13:39

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Fox race?

Replies: 23

Views: 3466

Re: Fox race?

Rename Deep Elf to Vulpicid. It gets rid of a D&D/Tolkien relic too!

Thursday, 9th February 2017, 13:09

Forum: Game Design Discussion

Topic: Allow Octopodes to wear scarves

Replies: 18

Views: 2359

Re: Allow Octopodes to wear scarves

Sar wrote:wait wtf I thought this was a joke but apparently scarves are real now


Are there randart scarves? Because I really need a distressingly furry one.

Wednesday, 8th February 2017, 22:11

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: feels like alot of indie games are now called roguelikes

Replies: 99

Views: 18261

Re: feels like alot of indie games are now called roguelikes

scorpionwarrior wrote:
Keep on railing against things that you are powerless to change and have been going on since before humanity achieved sentience, I guess.


Fuck entropy.

Saturday, 4th February 2017, 20:48

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: What should I do for my 500 Twitch Follower Special

Replies: 37

Views: 6989

Re: What should I do for my 500 Twitch Follower Special

Play crawl 4.1.

Saturday, 10th December 2016, 23:50

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: To old crawl vets

Replies: 24

Views: 3692

Re: To old crawl vets

Shtopit wrote:So, ragequitting kinda saved my life.


This is a great method. Just try to streak and get your fifth or so character in some frustrating way. You've invested enough to be mad at the loss but too dismayed to start again.

Sunday, 20th November 2016, 12:31

Forum: Game Design Discussion

Topic: Species Proposal: Turtlekin

Replies: 18

Views: 3130

Re: Species Proposal: Turtlekin

Can crawl inside its shell I thought that the mechanic will be that it can start a new crawl inside its shell. If she wins, than she heals 10*number of runes hp, and comes out from the shell the same turn it went in. Of course she is still a turle in the inside crawl game, so she can start a new cr...

Sunday, 20th November 2016, 01:15

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: If you could have two gods...

Replies: 32

Views: 4571

Re: If you could have two gods...

Jesus + Mammon

Sunday, 13th November 2016, 20:49

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: If you could have two gods...

Replies: 32

Views: 4571

Re: If you could have two gods...

duvessa wrote:sif muna + sif muna

it's my ultimate fantasy


Don't you mean sif muna / sif muna?

Wednesday, 9th November 2016, 00:01

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Who'd you vote for

Replies: 15

Views: 1804

Re: Who'd you vote for

Hellmonk wrote:All the candidates are in the pockets of Big Food. The only ethical choice is to abstain and wait for the revolution to arrive.


Only twelwe offers real alternative!

Thursday, 8th September 2016, 18:20

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: pizza commit!??!?!

Replies: 8

Views: 1001

Re: pizza commit!??!?!

1% chance when struck to revert latest commit in Trunk and recompile your game. If you end up in 0.9, automatically turn into a mountain dwarf.

Thursday, 11th August 2016, 09:19

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Replies: 221

Views: 30257

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

bcadren wrote:Dragon Form is a great spell. Your large size makes you immune to Spider Webs!


Throwing nets and ball python constriction too!

Monday, 1st August 2016, 09:56

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Replies: 221

Views: 30257

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Do vaults as 3rd rune since it has more edible corpses than the other branches.

Saturday, 30th July 2016, 13:42

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Replies: 221

Views: 30257

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Demigods are an amazing race since their high int means it is really easy to get spells foodless

Wednesday, 13th July 2016, 16:54

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Change the 3rd tier bows title for humans

Replies: 30

Views: 2658

Re: Change the 3rd tier bows title for humans

Marksist

Tuesday, 12th July 2016, 19:22

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Replies: 221

Views: 30257

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Use chaos brand since it can duplicate monsters, earning you more exp.

Monday, 11th July 2016, 08:19

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Replies: 221

Views: 30257

Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

Play MuMo because otherwise minmay thinks you are a wimp.

Tuesday, 21st June 2016, 08:23

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: List of ships

Replies: 51

Views: 4187

Re: List of ships

Kestrel A

Saturday, 18th June 2016, 21:28

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Best/Worst Artifacts

Replies: 2810

Views: 359758

Re: Best/Worst Artifacts

Eyesburn wrote:ty Okawaru
  Code:
-4 cloak "Hodghyont" {rF+ rC- Regen+ Int+7}


It makes you smart enough to realize that wearing it is a bad idea

Friday, 3rd June 2016, 13:06

Forum: Game Design Discussion

Topic: Allow armour to be searched with "armor"

Replies: 16

Views: 2119

Re: Allow armour to be searched with "armor"

duvessa wrote:
Sar wrote:I'm sure nobody will miss that particular joke.
two people just did


I though Sar made a joke (that no one would miss dpeg's joke if it were gone). But maybe I missed the joke. The joke has many layers, like an ogre.

Friday, 13th May 2016, 15:39

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: deformed body -> flimsy frame

Replies: 17

Views: 1698

Re: deformed body -> flimsy frame

adozu wrote:why is it so hard to grasp the imaginary anatomy of a mythological beast?


We mostly care about sexy elves (but draconians and jellies have their proponents too.

Thursday, 12th May 2016, 15:00

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: remove quiver

Replies: 8

Views: 1043

Re: remove quiver

duvessa wrote:I appreciate a compliment as much as anyone, but dude, I was like 15 when that tile was drawn


15 in elf or human years?

Wednesday, 4th May 2016, 12:05

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Name of the god?

Replies: 16

Views: 1050

Re: Name of the god?

In ultimate crawl, names have been removed as superfluous flavor. Gods are only known by their initials.

Tuesday, 3rd May 2016, 15:52

Forum: Game Design Discussion

Topic: Remove slotloss mutations from the BeneMut pool

Replies: 37

Views: 3110

Re: Remove slotloss mutations from the BeneMut pool

Tiktacy wrote:
adozu wrote:well if you have claws and beak you can butcher corpses even with a cursed blunt weapon.


Lol that hasn't been in the game for a long time if I'm not mistaken.


Well it's still technically a true statement.

Wednesday, 27th April 2016, 09:38

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: What if

Replies: 7

Views: 575

Re: What if

Eyesburn wrote:As wise king Solomon said there is nothing new under the Sun but he didn't play Crawl.

Well he was called wise so I thought that was obvious.

Tuesday, 26th April 2016, 19:25

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Duvessa Is the Donald Trump Of The Tavern

Replies: 20

Views: 1471

Re: Duvessa Is the Donald Trump Of The Tavern

I wish Trump would speak about his sexy elf dreams more often.

Tuesday, 26th April 2016, 09:26

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Scroll of Brand Armour

Replies: 22

Views: 2114

Re: Scroll of Brand Armour

Sprucery wrote:Are those short-scale (10^12) or long-scale (10^18) trillions?


Literal trillions (10^1.5)

Friday, 15th April 2016, 15:38

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Implied Abilities/Facts/Things of note

Replies: 20

Views: 2012

Re: Implied Abilities/Facts/Things of note

nago wrote:We are most probably outcast by our society for our insatiable blood-lust and love to kill anything.

Also, our complete disregard for pants.

We won't grow feeble from age and could survive until apocalypse if it were not for our violent lifestyle.

Thursday, 24th March 2016, 14:38

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Game Of Death (spell)

Replies: 4

Views: 596

Re: Game Of Death (spell)

The glider gun fires! Ouch, that really hurt! You die...

Wednesday, 2nd March 2016, 10:55

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: You won't believe the gear this god drops!!

Replies: 6

Views: 632

Re: You won't believe the gear this god drops!!

prozacelf wrote:But I'm dying to know the ONE SPECIAL TRICK that the DEVS don't want you to know about!!!!


If you don't play crawl, devs have no power over you.

Wednesday, 2nd March 2016, 10:23

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Official Sar thanks thread

Replies: 15

Views: 969

Re: Official Sar thanks thread

You have my Tom Hanks.

Friday, 26th February 2016, 13:57

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: 4000 THANK QUEST

Replies: 630

Views: 58818

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

a) Wonder why the dream caused an erection.

Tuesday, 23rd February 2016, 17:55

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: It should be theoretically impossible to ascend with the orb

Replies: 17

Views: 2256

Re: It should be theoretically impossible to ascend with the

advil wrote:
Siegurt wrote:
milski wrote:What makes Brent Ross' Crawl 4.2 Alpha provably unwinnable?

He said winnable, not unwinnable, I assume it was proven by at least one person winning.


In fact, I think there might even be two wins.


Bug reports should go to mantis.

Thursday, 18th February 2016, 12:55

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Giant Eyeball (race)

Replies: 6

Views: 394

Re: Giant Eyeball (race)

Needs rOnion-

Thursday, 18th February 2016, 12:54

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Ogre vs. Troll "Casters" (was: Race proposal: Moon Troll)

Replies: 38

Views: 1846

Re: Race proposal: Moon Troll

kuniqs wrote:Kids, keep in mind that duvessa operates on D&D logic, where Mages are the best class 'cause they get Wish at lvl 18.


This is pretty much exactly opposite of duvessa's logic.

Tuesday, 16th February 2016, 22:48

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Ban sarcasm for good players

Replies: 77

Views: 7295

Re: Ban sarcasm for good players

So how am I supposed to prove my advice is correct? By saying so? By bragging about my online crawl wins, which are meaningless anyway? By getting a consensus from the rest of the forum, when the vast majority of the users don't even know how to determine how much damage a weapon does? A Sequell qu...

Friday, 12th February 2016, 11:43

Forum: Crazy Yiuf's Corner

Topic: Ban sarcasm for good players

Replies: 77

Views: 7295

Re: Ban sarcasm for good players

This is a very good idea..

Wednesday, 3rd February 2016, 22:05

Forum: Game Design Discussion

Topic: Remove steel ammunition

Replies: 35

Views: 2646

Re: Remove steel ammunition

bcadren wrote:If you don't want to use it; you don't have to carry it...


If you don't want to victory dance, you don't have to... But if you want to win, you should.
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