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i recently had a dream that i was in a relationship with juni, the main character from knytt stories. if you don't see why this is an embarrassing thing to dream about, juni is 17 pixels tall . as far as the dream itself, i don't remember a lot of it, but i know that we were the same size as each ot...

well, i think it's about time i let you all know about this dream. i'm gonna put it in a spoiler tag because it's nsfw-ish this happened about a month ago. basically i played wesnoth really late one night, and i had a dream that i was an elf, and that i was wandering through a forest as elves often ...

I split my time evenly between school, dreams, Avenie, and gender dysphoria

I did already draw a new Duvessa tile if the devs want it

idk what exactly chequers had in mind, but I suggested this change because I don't think the effect of strength should change depending on the player's form. It 1. is spoilery 2. makes damage harder to balance (you are basically adding a whole additional equation) 3. is just stupid honestly the imme...

gonna try to have another dream about duvessa tonight, wish me luck

Actually, scratch that. This picture looks almost exactly like Duvessa did in the dreams. (To be clear, I found it after the dreams and not before)

Just in case anybody is interested, I grabbed a model and tweaked things a little to make a very rough approximation of what Duvessa looks like in my dreams: http://i.imgur.com/OS03k0B.png I could get a more accurate approximation by editing pictures of real people (dream Duvessa isn't polygonal or ...

i went to the bathroom and i always leave the toilet lid (not just the seat) down b/c germs. but this time for some reason i forgot to put the lid up, so i dropped my pants and plopped my ass onto the toilet lid, and it happened that my nutsack had swung backwards at that moment so my testicles got ...

certified real elf lover here. OP is a goddamned fraud who, in reality, has never felt the loving embrace of an elf. they are like your one friend in middle school who said he had a girlfriend who goes to another school, or your one friend in high school who insisted that he wasn't a virgin, or your...

In the dream, everyone was lesbian to begin with (and the set of people who existed was significantly different). In the story, the dream suddenly becomes true at one moment, not having been true in the past. The exact temporal nature of what happens, including the answer to your question, is delibe...

I made an agreement that for every time I die in the tournament, I have to write 12 words of erotic DCSS self-insert fanfiction as a punishment for both me and hellmonk. I died 99 times due to excessive startscumming, so the story will be 1188 words long. Since the goal is to skeeve out hellmonk, it...

certified elf-licker here. just want to let you know that as long as deep elves are still in the game, no flavour has been lost

Shtopit wrote:"aim your communication to be sex instead of onanism"

idk if this is targeted at me, but if it is, it's really not the right metaphor to use when you're talking to an asexual person

sex is extremely overrated

walrus

I'll think you're a wimp either way

and into wrote:(though there used to be, iirc, along with a few other flavors of elf)

actually the relevant chemistry is the same for all the elf species, any variance in taste is due to individual diet/hygiene differences

PleasingFungus wrote:
HardboiledGargoyle wrote:some mod obviously wants to date you

e: Another recent FR in CYC was 23 words long and got into Crawl; that doesn’t say much.

the fact that Shard's Spicy! FR got into the game does not make it any less of a joke

also it's pretty bad that it got into crawl

erica x margery
agnes x the enchantress
vashnia x lamia
eustachio x fannar
blork x urug
minmay x duvessa
asmodeus x dispater
lom lobon x sif muna
norris x rupert
azrael x the player character
sigmund x jessica
louise x margery
sonja x snorg

(A vote for the candidates will actually be a vote for their electors.)

I had a dream a couple nights ago that I was transported back to the middle ages, somehow, and Duvessa was also transported back to the middle ages in the same manner and to a location near me. At first, I panicked, because I knew there would be no toilets or toilet paper or bidets or evidence-based...

i mean i don't really have an elf fetish since i don't feel sexual attraction/arousal at all. but if i were straight, or gay, or lesbian, or bisexual, or anything else, then yes, i would probably have an elf fetish

dowan wrote:Imagine how much harder they would be if it was just two Duvessas.

oh I'd be harder all right

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i had a dream last night that duvessa and i were a few years younger, like, high school age again. and we decided to go through a rebellious teenager phase together, and do something extremely illegal. so we got some other people together and built a huge "kinetic sculpture" in the middle ...

minmay wrote:
wheals wrote:Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer
I actually only have 2 on my computer

copied a few more from my old hard drive, now i have a total of 5 on my computer, but still only 2 naked ones. also, to answer the question, duvessa is about a year older than me

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i had a sex dream a couple nights ago. now, you might think it's kind of strange for an asexual person to have sex dreams. and i'd agree with you! i rarely have them. but sometimes they happen, and here is an example i had a dream that an evil demon lord was going to destroy the world, and to stop h...

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ugh why this is awful

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wheals wrote:Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer

I actually only have 2 on my computer

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one time i had a dream that i tripped over something and i stumbled into a dresser and there was a bottle of penis enlargement pills on top of the dresser, and the bottle fell over and like 50 cock pills fell into my mouth and in my surprise i accidentally swallowed them, then i got really panicked ...

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